We woke up this morning to the news that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States of America. White America rejoiced, they had cast their votes, drank the Kool-Aid and sang hymns that Trump is God…
Blasphemous! How could this bloated, blowhard be God? Well… let’s take a look at God, maybe the sheep aren’t wrong…
The benevolent, Christian God. What a guy. He sits up above the masses, rallies his followers to the point of delusion, that his word is gospel, (which means it’s supposed to mean something), that if they fall in line, they get a seat in his palace. I think that’s what we heard last night from Trump, that all of the “forgotten” won’t be forgotten anymore. I’m pretty sure that’s the hook the big G used to get all of his followers onboard…
Now let’s compare them. Why the fuck not, right? As far as Trump’s followers go, most are white, you’ve got the religious aspect, and that’s a heavy demographic, the Christian count. They believe in a malevolent asshole in the clouds with a beard that divides, conquers and squashes anyone who doesn’t follow, but if you blindly follow, hot dog! No hellfire for you. You get euphoria when you die. Trump is promising a movement, that all the whiteys will get their day. Jobs will appear out of nowhere, free healthcare, (or something), for all. No more “intruders”… it all sounds pretty fucking Old Testament to me, by comparison. So is it really a shocker that this demographic voted for him, or really that they call him God? The answer is no, Dear Reader. Never underestimate the power of a malevolent blowhard. Look how popular Christianity is. It’s no surprise that lot elected the Donald.
So, let’s look closer. What else did God do? Oh I don’t know, you don’t do his will, you’re struck the fuck down. Right in your tracks, see ya Bubba. A mass of people doesn't do what he wants, here’s some plagues to wipe y’all out until you bend the knee and say you’ll submit. God has this dungeon master thing down. But wait, what about climate change, that doesn’t exist… Massive floods happen because he’s angry and obviously doesn’t care about the earth, he’s destroyed it how many times? And fuck it, there’s one guy and his wife that can float around on a boat with this group of selected animals. If some die in extinction, fuck it. He got the selected demographic he wanted.
Trump will lead us into war, just as God has done since his creation by the so-called scared white men who thought him up purely seeking control. Ruled with a tyrannous hand and giving no shits, there will be a global eruption to send them into battle, because that’s what you do if you’re a good follower, you get in line and cut the head off who you’re told.
And you better not speak up… That will get you dead. And if you don’t get struck down, launched over a border (The big G likes those, remember only his sheep get to go to the Promised Land), otherwise you’ll get cast out. Oh yeah, cast the fuck out and your name drug through the dirt.
A prime example, our friend and Hell’s permanent jailor, Lucifer, (thanks to his freedom of thought). You see thinking for yourself is a big no-no. One can’t control the masses with free thinking individuals that won’t blindly follow. So you say you think an idea is bad, that you’re not going to go along with a faulty plan, you get cast out and shamed. That’s what happened to Lucifer. He was the first of the free-thinkers to go. Why do you think he was trying to get Jesus and Eve to join him? He knew they were fucked, they were down Buffalo Bill’s hole being told to put the lotion on. But no, they didn’t listen. Eve got shamed for straying from her husband’s heel and eating the fucking apple, Jesus. And don’t forget Jesus… he was a poor bastard, literally, one who got duped by a band of God’s insane posse to believe he was the Savior. Mainly so they could have him perform parlor tricks to entice the masses growing weary of God’s plan, and then God had him crucified, did some trickery, made him turn into a zombie, claiming, hey, cool trick yea? It means he died for you, my only son, so do as I say and I swear you’ll be forgiven… I’m beaming this zombie up and hot damn, I’ll beam you up too if you rape, pillage, and sacrifice on my part. And so they did. Oh! And don’t forget that Jesus got whitewashed… A Jew, in a hot ass, sun baked land… pretty sure he wasn’t a ginger, but hey, God, like Trump has to whitewash everything because that’s his fan-base. And those are his people, white is right, everyone else gets cast out, or in Trump’s case over a wall or shipped out… God was really good at getting rid of those that weren’t his choice color, the color of Adam and Eve, pasty white. And you believe in a different faith? Well fuck you, and you better run... We’ve seen this in both. Repeatedly and unapologetically…
Let’s not leave out what happens if you’re a free thinking women… Because if you are, in both their eyes you’re a liability. Because in a Trump world you can grab ‘em by the pussy and take what you want, because, women, pfffft. For God’s lineup, that’s why we have Eve, created from Adam’s rib, to be made from man, subservient and obedient. To keep man going so he can do God’s will. Now this didn’t go so well the first time… Remember Lilith? Yeah… Christians like to really gum this one up. Lilith was Adam’s first wife and created separately from Adam. And she thought for herself. God didn’t like that she wouldn’t bow to Adam, so out she got the axe. Cast out, slandered and made to be “evil”, a succubus. She’ll eat your children and drain your men. Look out! When really, Lilith was not only the first woman, but the first feminist. God doesn’t like those. Neither does the Donald. They speak up, think for themselves, want to break out from just being Miss Universe, don’t want to have their pussy grabbed and just eat a fucking burger. Well, in the big G and the Donald’s universe that makes them whores. Ugly, lying whores, all of them. The names, the degradation, Trump is sounding more like God isn’t he?
Look at God’s followers. Priests, rapists, misogynists, pedophiles, cult leaders, murderers. All the good guys. Fuck me, they sound a lot like Trump’s followers! And this group loves the concept of Dogma. Fuck up, let’s say beat your wife, diddle your alter boy; confess your sins and give your money and devotion and all is forgiven. ‘Bout the same for the Donald. As long as you pledge your allegiance you're good, no fucks given on how shitty of a person you are. The KKK love him, and they love them some God Almighty.
So looking at it, Trump is an almighty asshole, and so is God… crickets… small cheers from the brave… because what if he gets mad? What if he persecutes me for not getting in line?
Well, I can tell you, Stockholm Syndrome is no way to live. You can put the lotion on, but you’ll still most likely get flung into oblivion, or over the border in Trump’s case. So, why fear a leader that even if you do your best, as we’ve seen over and over again, that's still going to fuck you over? I’d rather raise my voice, stick up for my rights, the rights of human kind, the planet and all things diverse, good and free, then submit to a malevolent blowhard. Like Lucifer, I’m going to continue to speak my opinion. Bring on the fire and brimstone. I’m going to fight for our rights and do my best to do my part in saving the planet. Satan isn’t sounding like the douchebag that God makes him out to be now is he?
God hates us all, so does the Donald. He just pretends to like us, because he needs his flock to do his bidding and that all means mass control. Now you see, God and Trump, not so different. So let them call Trump, God. For all intensive purposes, by comparison, he is. And that is in no way a compliment… And a God can be defied...
So in light of today’s discovery, it’s time to root for Satan… Which if you look at Satanism, that’s a team for you and I, my friends. Look out for yourself, stick up for yourself. Fight for your rights. Fight for the freedom of thought and speech for fellow people, fight for this beautiful planet we call home. Don’t start shit like the God-Trump, but if the God-Trump looks like he’s going to squash you, harness Lilith and Lucifer and fight back. Don’t take shit lying on your back, stand tall and raise your fucking voice. That's what they advocate for. Now is not the time for silence.
Hail Satan.
*But, I'm not saying all Christians are assholes as might seem to be portrayed, I've met some good ones. They do good deeds, they're good people, so for those of you in the Christian faith, that fight for the well being of others, keep up the good work.