The election’s over. Thank “God”. Now we can pick up our bags, board the train and take the ride. No more wondering. Action time. Limbo’s over. And Limbo it was. Last week I posted this on Facebook, fully ready to have a new asshole ripped; but to my surprise, received several messages in agreement and virtual high fives:
“I can’t wait until this election is over and I don’t have to deal with thinking about how Obama is going to give my money away or how Romney is going to try to control my reproductive parts. Can the chips just fall so I can figure out what the fuck to do from here, please? Worst election ever. Criminals and assholes on all sides … Oh wait, that’s politics in general.”
Anton LaVey seemed to be a better candidate, write him in, at least he’s about self-preservation…(oh wait, he’s dead).
Satanists aside, Dear Leader is back, blasting rainbows from of his hands and riding on unicorns. I saw the above cartoon online this morning and thought is was pretty good. Once used by the GOP to downplay him and now look who wins? Guess the jokes on…
That’s right, the unicorn.
And I love unicorns.
“I can’t wait until this election is over and I don’t have to deal with thinking about how Obama is going to give my money away or how Romney is going to try to control my reproductive parts. Can the chips just fall so I can figure out what the fuck to do from here, please? Worst election ever. Criminals and assholes on all sides … Oh wait, that’s politics in general.”
Anton LaVey seemed to be a better candidate, write him in, at least he’s about self-preservation…(oh wait, he’s dead).
Satanists aside, Dear Leader is back, blasting rainbows from of his hands and riding on unicorns. I saw the above cartoon online this morning and thought is was pretty good. Once used by the GOP to downplay him and now look who wins? Guess the jokes on…
That’s right, the unicorn.
And I love unicorns.
Even drunk ones.
And don’t forget Unicorn Barbie. Maybe I should get a horn like that…
And don’t forget Unicorn Barbie. Maybe I should get a horn like that…
Or I could just get this tattoo…
At this point, after the last few weeks full of hurricane horse shit, nor’easter storms and taxing elections; all I can do is laugh about the mythical creature that the President seems to have quite the handle on.
His great HOPE seems to have turned into MAGIC. And right about now our country could use some magic unicorn dust. So Mr. President, I hope your pockets are full.
For more asshole unicorn jokes to lighten your mental load on this shitty Wednesday (at least here in good ol’ NYC) go to http://pichaus.com/+unicorn+before:1290502911/ . The Unicorn burning ants is my favorite…(just scroll down).
With all of the death, destruction and quiet chaos lurking in the background, this silly bitch could use a good laugh…
Check out the blog on it's home site @
www.hihaveyoumetme.com for previous writings and more.
Don’t forget to stalk me further at https://twitter.com/#!/hihaveyoumetme orhttp://www.facebook.com/authorkatemonahan
His great HOPE seems to have turned into MAGIC. And right about now our country could use some magic unicorn dust. So Mr. President, I hope your pockets are full.
For more asshole unicorn jokes to lighten your mental load on this shitty Wednesday (at least here in good ol’ NYC) go to http://pichaus.com/+unicorn+before:1290502911/ . The Unicorn burning ants is my favorite…(just scroll down).
With all of the death, destruction and quiet chaos lurking in the background, this silly bitch could use a good laugh…
Check out the blog on it's home site @
www.hihaveyoumetme.com for previous writings and more.
Don’t forget to stalk me further at https://twitter.com/#!/hihaveyoumetme orhttp://www.facebook.com/authorkatemonahan