Men are from Mars, Woman are from…who gives a shit.
But it’s a problem. And as long as the human species roam the earth, it will continue to be a problem. Wandering dicks will be chopped off and thrown into fields and those dicks will continue to be confused as to how it all went down.
There’s no happy ending and there’s no solution. Only confusion. Understanding and acceptance is our best bet when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex. If you’re incapable of those two things then I’d say get a pet instead of a partner.
Save yourself the tears and/or potential jail time.
Relationships are confusing. They’re a royal pain in the ass. The worst, the best and something we just can’t stay the fuck away from.
For me when I’m in one, I’m bored and want to be single. When I’m single, all I want is somebody there. Pretty fucked up. Poor, Princess. Whatever.
But then there’s that middle of the road shit, the just be-ing. The just hanging, fucking and digging it. No pressure. That’s easiest and keeps the over-thinking at bay for me.
And that’s what most things with a vagina do; over-think. We can’t help it! We read into shit we shouldn’t and make everything a bigger deal than it is.
Examples:
Dude texts Chick this: “Hope it doesn’t rain when we hang”
Chick reads it as… “I love you, let’s take a long walk in the park in the sun so I can look into your eyes and think about spending the rest of my life with you…”
Dude means he hopes it doesn’t rain.
Dude texts Chick this: “I don’t want anything serious right now”
Chick reads it as… “I’m just saying I don’t want a relationship to see what you think because I really like you” or “I’m not sure right now but you can change my mind and should try to really hard…”
Dude means he doesn’t want a relationship.
Dude texts Chick this: “I’ve been really busy, sorry I haven’t gotten back to you”
Chick reads it as… “I’ve been fucking tons of other bitches and making girlfriends out of all of them, now it’s your turn, sorry…”
Dude means he was busy.
Guys are simple. They mean what they say. Sure, maybe they are fucking other people. But if one doesn’t over-think their statements, they might be doing exactly what they’re saying. Seeing other people. Or maybe they do like you and were just busy.
Everyone has the capability to lie and bullshit, that can’t be completely ruled out.
But as a rule of thumb; Chicks Over-Think, Dudes Don’t. Dudes say/write exactly what they think. SIMPLE.
Chicks read into it, over-think it and complicate it.
Which isn’t their fault. It’s called hormones. Estrogen and testosterone. Estrogen propels us toward settling down, attaching and finding a mate and over-thinking the shit out of their willingness and suitability. Testosterone is down to fuck. Everything and anything. Sure it wants to maybe settle with one female, but it doesn’t come with the over-thinking baggage. It just is what it is.
So, next time either sex gets their tail in a knot, remember this shit. Don’t over-think the dude’s response and don’t get pissed at the chick’s crazy antics. Unless they really are lying or really are bat-shit crazy. Then go ahead, get down with your bad self and get your mad on.
Ladies need to take shit at face value and Dudes need to be a little more descriptive in their wants/needs. Less questions, less problems.
Lay the shit on the table and quit looking under the table for more. All you’l find is rotten scraps.
Buy Hi, Have You Met Me? on Amazon today! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B009W1M
Check out the blog on it's home site @
www.hihaveyoumetme.com for previous writings and more.
Don’t forget to stalk me further at https://twitter.com/#!/hihaveyoumetme orhttp://www.facebook.com/authorkatemonahan
But it’s a problem. And as long as the human species roam the earth, it will continue to be a problem. Wandering dicks will be chopped off and thrown into fields and those dicks will continue to be confused as to how it all went down.
There’s no happy ending and there’s no solution. Only confusion. Understanding and acceptance is our best bet when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex. If you’re incapable of those two things then I’d say get a pet instead of a partner.
Save yourself the tears and/or potential jail time.
Relationships are confusing. They’re a royal pain in the ass. The worst, the best and something we just can’t stay the fuck away from.
For me when I’m in one, I’m bored and want to be single. When I’m single, all I want is somebody there. Pretty fucked up. Poor, Princess. Whatever.
But then there’s that middle of the road shit, the just be-ing. The just hanging, fucking and digging it. No pressure. That’s easiest and keeps the over-thinking at bay for me.
And that’s what most things with a vagina do; over-think. We can’t help it! We read into shit we shouldn’t and make everything a bigger deal than it is.
Examples:
Dude texts Chick this: “Hope it doesn’t rain when we hang”
Chick reads it as… “I love you, let’s take a long walk in the park in the sun so I can look into your eyes and think about spending the rest of my life with you…”
Dude means he hopes it doesn’t rain.
Dude texts Chick this: “I don’t want anything serious right now”
Chick reads it as… “I’m just saying I don’t want a relationship to see what you think because I really like you” or “I’m not sure right now but you can change my mind and should try to really hard…”
Dude means he doesn’t want a relationship.
Dude texts Chick this: “I’ve been really busy, sorry I haven’t gotten back to you”
Chick reads it as… “I’ve been fucking tons of other bitches and making girlfriends out of all of them, now it’s your turn, sorry…”
Dude means he was busy.
Guys are simple. They mean what they say. Sure, maybe they are fucking other people. But if one doesn’t over-think their statements, they might be doing exactly what they’re saying. Seeing other people. Or maybe they do like you and were just busy.
Everyone has the capability to lie and bullshit, that can’t be completely ruled out.
But as a rule of thumb; Chicks Over-Think, Dudes Don’t. Dudes say/write exactly what they think. SIMPLE.
Chicks read into it, over-think it and complicate it.
Which isn’t their fault. It’s called hormones. Estrogen and testosterone. Estrogen propels us toward settling down, attaching and finding a mate and over-thinking the shit out of their willingness and suitability. Testosterone is down to fuck. Everything and anything. Sure it wants to maybe settle with one female, but it doesn’t come with the over-thinking baggage. It just is what it is.
So, next time either sex gets their tail in a knot, remember this shit. Don’t over-think the dude’s response and don’t get pissed at the chick’s crazy antics. Unless they really are lying or really are bat-shit crazy. Then go ahead, get down with your bad self and get your mad on.
Ladies need to take shit at face value and Dudes need to be a little more descriptive in their wants/needs. Less questions, less problems.
Lay the shit on the table and quit looking under the table for more. All you’l find is rotten scraps.
Buy Hi, Have You Met Me? on Amazon today! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B009W1M
Check out the blog on it's home site @
www.hihaveyoumetme.com for previous writings and more.
Don’t forget to stalk me further at https://twitter.com/#!/hihaveyoumetme orhttp://www.facebook.com/authorkatemonahan